fit4eva

NAME: matilda henderson

AGE: 19

SEX: female

LOCATION: newark, new jersey

OCCUPATION: fit student

1. So tell me about these beads. Did you show some tits tonight to get them?

Matilda: Hehe that was funny. Are all the questions like this?

Me: I don't know, they vary on my mood.

Matilda: Oh thats scary how's your mood tonight?

Me: Well, I'm in midtown at 1am on a Thursday night and I've been sober for days, how do you think my mood is?

Matilda: Hehe you're funny.

Me: Really?

Matilda: Hehe yeaaa.

2. What's your favorite type of red wine?

Matilda: Umm, merlot.

Me: What year?

Matilda: I've only really ever had the expensive ones that like my parents buy. I think the last one was a vintage from like 1898.

Me: Haha okay. Yeah I'd love to open that bottle of wine my parents got from T. Jeff right now.

Matilda: Oh yea, I think my parents have that one too. It's really good.

Me: Yeah, good ole Thomas Jefferson he knew his merlots.

3. Are those glasses vintage?

Matilda: Yeah, they are pretty rare and really expensive.

Me: Really? How much were they? Do tell.

Matilda: $64 or $56, something like that.

Me: Could be worse. But please America wants to know where you picked up such rare gems

Matilda: American Apparel

Me: Ohhh how rare. Never been but my roommate's ex-boyfriend used to buy his underwear there and she used to rave about all the different colors they came in. That's all I knew about him actually.

4. Are you a virgin?

Matilda: Hehe I can't answer that.

Me: Why?

Matilda: What if my parents see this.

Me: Believe me your parents aren't going to see this.

Matilda: Promise?

Me: I promise.

Matilda: No. Hehehe wait yes! Haha no! Hahaahahaha I don't know.

Me: Jesus. Thats so fucked up.

5. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Matilda: Umm, My first wish is to be a designer but like a major fashion house designer. Like vera wang or like Christian Dior.

Me: They have very different styles. Which would you lean toward given the opportunity?

Matilda: Umm, well I would just design things that appealed to everyone but that everyone loved. Like I'm really good at putting stuff together and I think once I start making my own designs the world will go crazy.

Me: Maybe you should be a stylist.

Matilda: Fashion stylists don't go to FIT, they go to hair school and flunk out. 

Me: Wow. Okay. This was fun don't uh fall on the NJ transit train tracks or anything.

Matilda: Haha youre...

Me: I know, I'm funny.