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NAME: rick heinsman

AGE: 40

SEX: male

LOCATION: auburndale, queens

OCCUPATION: layin low

1. What are your thoughts on rap music?  

Rick: On rap or hip-hop? They're two very different things.

Me: Rap

Rick: I like the early stuff, I love RUNDMC, Beastie Boys, even Slick Ricks got some stuff. I can't stand gangsta rap. It's the scourge of society. I sound like an old man but it's the truth. Bill Cosby hit the nail on the head.

2. How do you feel about girls with boy names, like Ryan?

Rick: I have a cousin named Ryan. I think it's beautiful a lot of times it's done out of respect for a deceased loved one. Even if it's not I still think it's kinda hot. 

3. What exactly deters you from giving money to a bum?

Rick: There's too many of them. I'd be broke. I'm a bum myself at least I made my fortune when I was younger.

Me: Fortune? Doing what exactly?

Rick: Long story short, I made some money in the dot com era.

4. Fake boobs Yes/or/No

Rick: No

5. Do you have any body art?

Rick: Just some scars from surgery.

Me: What kind of surgery?

Rick: I had two steel plates and a steel rod installed in my left forearm.

Me: Whoa? What happened?

Rick: I'd love to say a motorcycle crash but it was a sleigh riding accident when I was younger.