thebeautydiva

NAME: april

AGE: 47 

SEX: female

LOCATION: parkchester, queens

OCCUPATION: makeup artist/hairstylist 

1. You're a hairstylist. How do you feel about the idea of the "clip-on" side pone?

April: Oh yeah! Definitely. Why not?

2. Do you think the side pone is making a permanent comeback?

April: Yes.

Me: Do you care to elaborate on that?

April: Well, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have kept the side pone en vogue. It's a nice sexy, sloppy style. It looks good with a t-shirt and jeans.

3. You ordered sliders (mini-burgers) for dinner. How were they?

April: Delicious. That and the nachos are the only thing I come here for.

Me: Not the predominately white male business cas? Weird.

4. I served you. Be honest. How shitty was my service?

April: Awe! It wasn't shitty at all. I know you're busy, it's okay. (side note:  clearly I am not busy if I'm interviewing April) I've had shittier.