NAME: matilda henderson
AGE: 19
SEX: female
LOCATION: newark, new jersey
OCCUPATION: fit student
1. So tell me about these beads. Did you show some tits tonight to get them?
Matilda: Hehe that was funny. Are all the questions like this?
Me: I don't know, they vary on my mood.
Matilda: Oh thats scary how's your mood tonight?
Me: Well, I'm in midtown at 1am on a Thursday night and I've been sober for days, how do you think my mood is?
Matilda: Hehe you're funny.
Me: Really?
Matilda: Hehe yeaaa.
2. What's your favorite type of red wine?
Matilda: Umm, merlot.
Me: What year?
Matilda: I've only really ever had the expensive ones that like my parents buy. I think the last one was a vintage from like 1898.
Me: Haha okay. Yeah I'd love to open that bottle of wine my parents got from T. Jeff right now.
Matilda: Oh yea, I think my parents have that one too. It's really good.
Me: Yeah, good ole Thomas Jefferson he knew his merlots.
3. Are those glasses vintage?
Matilda: Yeah, they are pretty rare and really expensive.
Me: Really? How much were they? Do tell.
Matilda: $64 or $56, something like that.
Me: Could be worse. But please America wants to know where you picked up such rare gems
Matilda: American Apparel
Me: Ohhh how rare. Never been but my roommate's ex-boyfriend used to buy his underwear there and she used to rave about all the different colors they came in. That's all I knew about him actually.
4. Are you a virgin?
Matilda: Hehe I can't answer that.
Me: Why?
Matilda: What if my parents see this.
Me: Believe me your parents aren't going to see this.
Matilda: Promise?
Me: I promise.
Matilda: No. Hehehe wait yes! Haha no! Hahaahahaha I don't know.
Me: Jesus. Thats so fucked up.
5. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Matilda: Umm, My first wish is to be a designer but like a major fashion house designer. Like vera wang or like Christian Dior.
Me: They have very different styles. Which would you lean toward given the opportunity?
Matilda: Umm, well I would just design things that appealed to everyone but that everyone loved. Like I'm really good at putting stuff together and I think once I start making my own designs the world will go crazy.
Me: Maybe you should be a stylist.
Matilda: Fashion stylists don't go to FIT, they go to hair school and flunk out.
Me: Wow. Okay. This was fun don't uh fall on the NJ transit train tracks or anything.
Matilda: Haha youre...
Me: I know, I'm funny.
