back but still not black

Have no fear side pone fans!

Lay your weary head to rest, don't you cry no more. All three of you will be pleased to know I will be continuing the search for side pones worldwide (although due to financial limitations, I will probably be restricted to the greater New York area). I would apologize but I was busy having the most fabulous 2010- I only got fired once, ordered dominos 214 times, opened a savings account with a beginning and current balance of $15.74 and I got a free flat screen TV from one of my best friends who had a nervous breakdown and moved back home. So just because your 2010 wasnt as good as mine it doesnt mean 2011 can't be. Just remember if you reach for the stars you might just touch the moon.

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This classic example of a side pone was spotted at a TJ MAXX in Miami, Florida on December 27, 2010. While perusing the isles for some designer and brand name fashion for women, men, teens, kids and baby for up to 60% off department store prices, I grew bored. What I really wanted was a cup of hot chocolate and a couple of fat chicks to keep me warm; it was a unusually cold December by Miami standards. Then, just as I was about to exit housewares and make my way over to juniors clearance I spotted her. Like the angel that came and snatched up the soul of late great actor Cory Haim www.coreyhaim.us there she was, Maxine. Maxine declined to give me an interview so I stalked her ass like a Nighthawk stealth fighter pilot under the sweet, sweet fluorescents of the bargain basement den. I snapped this shot of her standing by David Hasselhoff in the layaway section. Later that evening I wrote this song for her http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVVjjRwDDJU