idontknowthisishard

NAME: nicole

AGE: 20

SEX: female

LOCATION: williamsburg, brooklyn

OCCUPATION: american apparel associate

1. If you found out your prenatal child had down syndrome. Would you keep it?

Nicole: I don't want people to hate me. (she literally runs away)

Me: No!! Come back. We don't judge! You have four more questions to answer!

Nicole: (returns) No. I wouldn't.

2. If a terrorist came into your home what would you do?

Nicole: That's so hard. I don't know what I would do. Can I say that? What would you guys do? I don't know. Sorry. That's like a hard one. I don't know. How did you come up with this? Do you wear a side pone?

Me: Yeah, it's been known to make a cameo or two.

3. Which month has the most passive aggressive attitude?

Nicole: May. Definitely.

Me: Why May?

Nicole: I don't know that's a hard one.

Me: What's so hard about this one?

Nicole: I don't know it's just like um, really hard. I don't know.

Me: Are you drunk?

Nicole: What? No.

Me: Stoned?

Nicole: No. These are just really good hard questions.

Me: SAT quality questions?

Nicole: Totally. You should write for the SAT's.

4. Do you think I would make it on CNN with all these really hard questions?

Nicole: I don't know. Well, yeah I think you should definitely be on CNN. I would watch it. Is that like what you want to do?

Me: No.

Nicole: What do you do?

Me: Break hearts, make it rain. 

Nicole: Haha. What?

Me: Nothing.

5. It's Americas birthday today and my favorite holiday. Do you have special plans for the rest of the day?

Nicole: I don't know. I don't really know what's going on later.

Me: Of course you don't.