rebeccaredpone

NAME: rebecca romijn redpone 

AGE: 24

SEX: female

LOCATION: miami, florida

OCCUPATION: lawyer

1. What goes through your head when you see a morbidly obese person hittin' up the buffet at the Sizzler?

Rebecca: I don't go to Sizzler.

Me: Okay, Golden Corral

Rebecca: I don't know what that is.

Me: Ruby Tuesday?

Rebecca: Never been to one of those.

Me: Okay, the midnight buffet on a cruise to the Bahamas?

Rebecca: I hope he doesn't put on a bathing suit later.

Me: TCBY?

Rebecca: Thank God they're eating yogurt.

2. If you were at a very classy 5 star restaurant and a severely handicapped person in a wheelchair with mucus coming out of their feeding tube and you can tell they're probably poopin in their depends was sat at the table next to you, would you ask to be moved?

Rebecca: No, but not because I like it.

Me: So, just because you want to be socially appropriate?

Rebecca: No, because I never move tables.

Me: Why?

Rebecca: I don't know. It just won't happen, I know that. 

3. If you were in the lead in a tandem bike race and your partner fell off what would you do?

Rebecca: Leave that shit behind.

Me: What if it was your mom?

Rebecca: I would look back, stop, think about it for a second and hope she would wave me on to victory. 

Me: Beautiful.

4. When was the last time it burned while you peed?

Rebecca: This morning. No, that's not true. Never, actually.

Me: You've never had a UTI?

Rebecca: Never.

Me: You're lying. Everyone has had a UTI.

Rebecca: No, not everyone. Sorry.

5. What do you think your spirit animal is?

Rebecca: What the fuck is a spirit animal? Is it like a bull? Like my astrology bull sign thing? Oh wait! Is that the thing Oprah talks about?

Me: I'm sure she has. I think it's when, well I don't really know...

Rebecca: Just google it .

Me: Okay, hold on, let me check this on my phone real quick. Okay, according to wikipedia a spirit animal is the third full length album from the space rock duo Zombi. So, um I guess were done here.