tjmaxxine

This classic example of a side pone was spotted at a TJ MAXX in Miami, Florida on December 27, 2010. While perusing the isles for some designer and brand name fashion for women, men, teens, kids and baby for up to 60% off department store prices, I grew bored. What I really wanted was a cup of hot chocolate and a couple of fat chicks to keep me warm; it was a unusually cold December by Miami standards. Then, just as I was about to exit housewares and make my way over to juniors clearance I spotted her. Like the angel that came and snatched up the soul of late great actor Cory Haim www.coreyhaim.us there she was, Maxine. Maxine declined to give me an interview so I stalked her ass like a Nighthawk stealth fighter pilot under the sweet, sweet fluorescents of the bargain basement den. I snapped this shot of her standing by David Hasselhoff in the layaway section. Later that evening I wrote this song for her http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVVjjRwDDJU