NAME: christopher roy1. Soccer or football?
Chris: Soccer. There's more talent involved. Is that what you want me to say bitch?
RTP: Did you just call me a bitch?!
Chris: Yes. Does that answer your question?
RTP: I guess it does. I guess it does.
2. Your mom or my mom?
Chris: My mom. She parties harder. Where's this interview going by the way?
RTP: My shitty blog. I have a blog. We've been over this.
Chris: What's it called? Turdofthescentury.blogspot.com?
RTP: Real fuckin mature.
Chris: Fuck you. Ask me whatever you want.
RTP: I'm going to you fucking dick.
Chris: Alright. Let's go.
3. Crop tops or tube socks?
Chris: What's that?
RTP: A belly tee.
Chris: (looks confused)
RTP: A short t-shirt!!
Chris: Ohh. Tube socks mutha fucka! What am I a Sally?
RTP: What's that?
Chris: It's a woman, which I am not!
RTP: Haha okay. Fair enough.
4. Gatorade or Powerade?
Chris: Powerade. Because Powerade has a white Powerade flavor.
RTP: So you're racist?
Chris: No, I just like saying white Powerade like, I like saying white american cheese at Subway. Is that weird?
RTP: Nah guess not. Do you have any black friends?
Chris: One, his name is Todd and he's whiter than me.
RTP: Once, I lied and told a former employer I had a miscarriage and named the dead fetus Todd. Do you think there's a connection?
Chris: No. Once, a former employer asked me if I was a candy bar what kind of candy bar would I be and I said a Payday. Dudes named Todd die everyday man.
RTP: Hahahaha. I can't handle you!!!
Chris: Haha. I don't know what you're sayin man.
5. TJMaxx or Marshalls?
Chris: Neither dude. That shit blows. Fuck that.
RTP: But the deals!!!
Chris: Fuck the deals! I buy shit thats gonna last. Not because it's cheap!
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